Nasty_Rory Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Has never seen the inside of a mental asylum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 ... was blocked on Facebook after using the phrase "that bitch gotta body like a BattleToad" as a comment under the status announcing his friend's engagement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Has made an offer I can't refuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Likes roasted squirrel and mango sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Rory is smelling like a rose that somebody gave him on his birthday deathbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Once grew a mushroom out of their ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 ... has come down with a bad case of Space Herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 ... never heard the game Pong before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 After trying absinth the first time, Revvie woke up in the desert wearing only Mormon Temple Garnments with hand drawn Hey Arnold erotica freshly tattooed across both forearms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Actually took candy from a baby once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 has a pet dragon named "Chuck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonGarza321 Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 A true partiot who came up with the phrase "America, we are born, bred, and taught to F*ck the bad guys is the nono hole with our throbbing C*ck of Justice" -_-7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 plays with Barbie dolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 ...killed by a Clicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Is the reason Sega doesn't make consoles anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 ... requires more Vespene Gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOKINITING Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 is a shinigami eats Blue souls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Some people call him Maurice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Has developed an odd addiction to snorting toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 has 5 kids and named them "Blue Ranger", "Red Ranger", "Yellow Ranger", "Black Ranger", and "Pink Ranger." Whenever he needs them all in one place he yells "Go Go Power Rangers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Was sexually intimidated by monkeys when working in a pet shop as teenager. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Was sexually ATTRACTED to monkeys when working in a pet shop as a teenager. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 ... Has the Confederate Flag tattooed on his junk with the caption "Shall Rise Again" Which is made even stranger when you consider his location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Is the author of erotic fanfiction involving the woman from the Progressive Insurance commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backslash240 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Hates chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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