EternalChaos72 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 So this just cropped up on my news feed on Facebook. Basically it's the meaning of someone's name, I found these hilarious. Before i post this i'd just like to mention that some of these can be rather crude and maybe offensive, you really need to have a sense of humour for this. i thought i'd spice things up a bit in the games forum on here. One more thing i'd like to mention is that if you do decide to join in on this then your first real name will be revealed. There's also the meaning of woman's names aswell, but i want to see how this plays out first. I'll start us off: Kyle - Hornball who eats too many cornchips. What does your name say about you? Remember it's all a bit of friendly banter. Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.Amir - Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.Andy - boring and has a small pecker.Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.Arnold - loser.Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.Bradley - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.Brandon - good looking but uses girls.Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy.Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.Cameron - wanker of the first orderCarl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no real person has that name.Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.Darryl - Hung like a pit pony, can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe and breathe through his lugs : )David - total wanker - hated by all.Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter - i.e. a wanker.Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.Don - dickhead.Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.Emrys - Load mouth gob shite.Elliott - Full of himselfEric - shy.Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.Gary - drug addict but willing to share.Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.George - barman who drinks more than he serves.Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earthGreame - very hard to understand, likes group sexGraham - will screw anythingGrant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.Guy - Covers his back, has a small dick.Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.Haydn - tries hard.Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want himJake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.Jamie - Scum of the Earth.James - built like a horse.Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.Jason - Total cock whoreJeff - really ugly.Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.Joel - arse.John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.Josh - full of himself, fun.Junior - hotty and totally good at football.Justin - aggravating, insecure & jealous.Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.Kevin - Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.Kurt - can kick anyone's arse, likes small boys.Ky - see Kain.Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.Laurey - short and funny looking.Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.Les - calm, calculating, intelligent, sexy.Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke - Tries to tell everyoneMark - wished girls liked him for who he is, not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet.Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position though.Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.Noel - an absolute diamond, sexy, funny and faultless....apart from when it comes to sorting out contents insurance for his homeOliver - likes men but is in denial.Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.Patrick - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in pricks.Paul - drunk, drunk, drunk.Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.Rashpal - C@@tReagen - ...strange.Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long,long time ago.Richard - cant see his feet balls are to bigRicky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.Rikki - see above.Rob - constantly watches porn.Roy - total loser and computer genius.Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.Sam - wannabe sex machine.Scott - has serious disabilities.Sean - has small testicles and no friends.Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.Toby - best blow ever.Tom - cool but can be arrogant.Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.Troy - cute and popular.Taylor - gay.Warren - cool, homosexual guy.Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.William - wishes he were popular but is ultimately a c@@t.Zach - sweet and polite and adorable 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAFoxAnymore Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I'm a horny bastard who can't sing? Seems legit tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalChaos72 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 I'm a horny bastard who can't sing? Seems legit tbh Lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilumixZ Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring. Yeeeee boi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wdjat Prinny Doods Posted October 24, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Anthony- great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed Damn this was sounding good until the last part, I've never smoked weed in my life though dood Edited October 24, 2015 by Wdjat Prinny Doods 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalChaos72 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 Anthony- great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed Damn this was sounding good until the last part, I've never smoked weed in my life though dood You should see the woman's names, they are just as bad but i think they are even funnier than men's names lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SkyesUnholy Posted October 24, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 24, 2015 Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker I call bullshit 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke - Tries to tell everyone Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is, not his great looks, mouthy bastard though. None of that is true at all. Edited October 24, 2015 by -Dark Mark- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FilmFanatic Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Bit of a weird list of names, a number I imagine aren't very common at all and yet a common one, Matthew, isn't there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalChaos72 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 Bit of a weird list of names, a number I imagine aren't very common at all and yet a common one, Matthew, isn't there. True, there's some names that aren't there oddly enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAFoxAnymore Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker I call bullshit that's the most accurate one yet 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevieboy Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on. Sounds about right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is. Yea, sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoazol Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Bit of a weird list of names, a number I imagine aren't very common at all and yet a common one, Matthew, isn't there. Matthew - Often forgotten due to his small stature, compensates to it with a big truck. You're welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaM Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 *staaare* no Albert? John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals. ouchie... reality hurts then... mmmkay... *staaare* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMDE Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Why am I not surprised about who posted this thread... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEMON Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat. Not a man, but mines is completely wrong. (In all parts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalChaos72 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 Why am I not surprised about who posted this thread... Haha you know me too well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Jamie - Scum of the Earth This is such an accurate description of me its uncanny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanYildirim Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Oh damn it. I was expecting to see my name here. How come nobody makes fun with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdRage04 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I guess I'm gay, and here I though Andrew meant hero. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FilmFanatic Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Matthew - Often forgotten due to his small stature, compensates to it with a big truck. You're welcome. Certainly not the worst meaning and at 6'3 tall that's definitely not accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyesUnholy Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 that's the most accurate one yet I guess I'm gay, and here I though Andrew meant hero. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 You should see the woman's names, they are just as bad but i think they are even funnier than men's names lol Could you maybe post that list too please? For us girls? On a side note, one of my best friends is called Lee, he'll love his one "girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalChaos72 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 Could you maybe post that list too please? For us girls? On a side note, one of my best friends is called Lee, he'll love his one "girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit." Aye no bother, i'll do that now for ya. Haha, i buckled at this one lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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