Lady Blanc Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Tied to a chair & locked in a room with a bunch of hyperactive monkeys while having bananas taped to your body. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivinho333 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) After tying you to the same chair I'll let a drop of water 1° hotter every second fall between your eyes ... with ' Drop It Like It's Hot ' in the background Edited April 28, 2015 by Vivinho333 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) You've been forced into living with Justin Bieber indefinitely, I mean having every meal, sharing every moment. Edited April 28, 2015 by Z1MZUM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aexillia Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 shove a cactus down your throat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Mix itching powder into your lotion and shampoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Tie you to a industrial ceiling fan & switch it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) Put an Iron Maiden Tattoo on your forehead and install a lip plate the size of a frisbee Edited April 28, 2015 by Z1MZUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu-T Posted April 28, 2015 Author Share Posted April 28, 2015 Tattoo Justin Bieber on you from head to toes and pink flowers on your face with hearts and kisses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivinho333 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) I'll put a genetically modified ant in your left ear to slowly eat down all of your ear to then enter your brain and make love with it Edited April 28, 2015 by Vivinho333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Replace those two chainsaws with toilet plungers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepgear2 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I think it would feel lovely to rip off his legs and reattach them just to rip them off again. Owl screams are so beautiful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) Make her raise my kids Edited April 28, 2015 by theguytom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepgear2 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) Shove him into a lake and force him to ingest the purest state of this lovely thing called Sodium. Edited April 28, 2015 by Nepgear2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Give you the boiling water challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I will cook the chicken using a lot of cigarettes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I will put crushed cigarettes in all of your tea pots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I think I will paint your house magnolia and remove all the heavy curtains. Then put some huge search lights outside and point them directly at the house from various angles. Try living in the dark ages now lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Get you four male strippers for your next birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Really? Thats the worse you could do? I will share them with your mom and make you watch the video afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I would send your family back the tape of my mother making you her bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aela Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) Strap you into chair, restricting you of your movement. Then stick a long sowing needle deep into the tip of one of your fingers, and hook it up to a device that will shock you everytime your heart-rate gets too low Torture, bitch Scream Edited April 28, 2015 by Aex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I'll give you an Nerve Gear and load up a VRMMO. Then I'll tell the members of Laughing Coffin where they can find you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malligos Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) Normal colored hair dye Edited April 28, 2015 by DRIFTER_X7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu-T Posted April 28, 2015 Author Share Posted April 28, 2015 Broke in your house the night you went on a drinking binge and poured concrete on and your valuable's. Games included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Put little cheeses and pieces of pineapple on your shoulder spikes. Now you're a walking buffet, how adorable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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