ROBOCRIPPLE_ Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Granted. The fumes are also poisonous and then you die. I wish everyone perceives me as a good person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Wish granted You sacrifice your own life to save the earth and now you are perceived as a good person. I wish dogs couldn't bark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBOCRIPPLE_ Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Granted. Now they make vuvuzela sounds. I wish animals can talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vick_Portable_3 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Granted but they never shut up. I wish to travel back in time in a DeLorean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DK_Scuba Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Granted but now your stuck in the great depression with nothing to your name but the clothes on your back. I wish I could sleep in peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorrowssmile Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Granted, but you can only sleep for an hour at a time and only every three hours.I wish I was all knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Wish granted, but your head swells do to all the newly obtained knowledge and looks like this I wish everyone in the world who has a lisp would be banned to a deserted island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBOCRIPPLE_ Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Granted. You get Tourette syndrome and now your friends don't like you anymore. I wish there is no poverty in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hej Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Granted, now everyone's a rich douchebag. I wish Nintendo made a Luigi Parkour game (see ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBOCRIPPLE_ Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Granted. The game is only on N64, it is not in the e-shop and nobody is selling it on eBay. There is no way you can play it legally, as you do not own a copy of it. I wish children are not xenophobes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Wish granted, now all children are Xenomorphs instead of xenophobes I wish I had $10 for every post made in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hej Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Wish granted, for every post made in this thread, you get 10 fake dollars. I wish the internet weren't full with GTA V today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acasser Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Granted! Instead of GTA V, you get multiple pop-up windows of Miley Cyrus and her "antics" every single time you open up a webpage or an email browser or whatever. I wish stupid people stopped procreating and raising more stupid people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Wish granted, but now all that leftover, unused stupid is distributed among politicians. I wish Disney would stop making sequels to every freaking movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hej Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Wish granted, now MTV films (made JB's Never Say Never movie) makes a sequel to every movie. I wish all wishes that have been granted and corrupted in this thread so far gets uncorrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Wish granted, but everyone only receives HALF of their original wish in which everything they wanted is literally cut in half (with a chainsaw). If the wish is intangible then the uncorrupted wish will only last for 10 seconds. I wish people would stop pissing on the toilet seat in public restrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Wish granted, now they will poop in the toilet seat. I wish school spent less of my daily time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hej Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Wish granted, welcome to McDonalds. I wish I could do a quadruple backflip. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MesopithecusUK Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Wish granted, but now you are permanently stuck in a loop of quadruple backflips. I wish I could be a video game tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinBane Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 (edited) Wish granted, but now you're a games tester for Zynga(Really bad games company). I wish Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft combine to make NintendSonySoft. Edited September 21, 2013 by PaladinBane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N7-XenoRoxas Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Wish granted but they went bankrupt a few minutes later. I wish i had boobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hej Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Granted, but they're small. I wish I could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N7-XenoRoxas Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Wish granted, but now you're blind. I wish i could talk to God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Wish granted but now you're dead. I wish I only had 1 brother (the little one, the older one is a devil) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hej Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Wish granted, but your younger brother becomes a devil instead. I wish you could repeat your wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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