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Man "assaults" wife with Cheez-Its


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Amatauer. Dorito's work way better, not only can you get them in the eye with the sharp ends, it leaves behind chip dust which renders them blind for futher snack attacks. :|

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Funny, I was just about to add that I like to beat my wife with a sleeve of oreo cookies but to each their own huh?

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No, McCoy's Mexican Chilli flavored crisps (chips for you yanks :P), probably do much more damage, they're overloaded with chilli that it probably isn't a safe thing to stick a whole load in your mouth so never mind someone's eyes. They're also very difficult to find now days so who knows. Maybe someone already attacked someone with these crisps.

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