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In this thread post some of your favorite yo mamma jokes!

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Yo mamma's so stupid that when I asked her to play pool she brought her bathing suit.

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old classic: You mamma's so fat that when she fell and broke her leg... gravy poured out, haha.

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Yo Momma so fat, her toilet seat has shock absorbers.

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yo momma so fat, that people at the bus stop thought she was a bus. ewwwh!

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Yo mamma's so fat she uses a doughnut as a wedding ring.

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Your mama is so fat she has a weekend job as a drive-in movie screen.

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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

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yo mamma so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks"!

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Your mother is so fat that if you slapped her arse you could surf the wave!

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Yo mamma's so ugly she makes onions cry.

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Yo momma glasses so thick, she could look at a map and see people waving back at her. :P

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Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. :P

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Yo momma so poor, kids in Africa send her money.

nice one!

Yo mamma is like Humpty Dumpty. First she gets humped, then she gets dumped! :devil::yay:

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Your momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck.

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Your momma's so hairy that when your older brother came out of her, he died of rug burn.

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Yo mamma's so stupid when I told her there was change in the weather she brought her coin bag.

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Yo momma so fat she used cheat codes for wii fit

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mamma's so fat she uses a doughnut as a wedding ring.

LOL!

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Yo mama is so fat, children throw peanuts at her at the zoo.

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