Meaning of woman's names

[EternalChaos72]

This is basically the woman version of the men's one. Here goes.

 

Which one are you? Remember it's all a bit of banter

 

Ada - Blue haired, smells of wee. 
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs 
Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off. 
Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. A good shag though. 
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. 
Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints. 
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually foun hanging around toilets. 
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers. 
Annette - She's BIG. 
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive. 
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. 
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points. 
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic. 
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp. 
Bianca - Ginger. 
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars. 
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society. 
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'. 
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow. 
Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears. 
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing. 
Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies. 
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA. 
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem. 
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. 
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm. 
Daisy - Virgin. 
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling. 
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck. 
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips. 
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands. 
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up. 
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society. 
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage. 
Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee. 
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. 
Elizabeth - Born to rock, hates chickens. 
Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth 
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies. 
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! 
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass. 
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed. 
Faith - Legs met at knees, can't shag standing up. 
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim. 
Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts. 
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head. 
Francine - French. 
Gabrielle - French too. 
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness. 
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
Gaynor - Lesbian. 
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying. 
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing. 
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies. 
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking. 
Georgina - Wants to be a man. 
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath. 
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs. 
Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer. 
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn. 
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins. 
Hilary - Frigid. 
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister. 
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed. 
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles. 
Isabelle - necessary on a bicycle? 
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child. 
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck. 
Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water. 
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats. 
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up. 
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often. 
Jessica - Virgin, always will be. 
Joanne - Moans in her sleep, can't cook, moans when she wakes up 
Jordan - Ha ha ha ha ha - nuff said. 
Judith - Big eyes, big tits 
Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse. 
Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes 
Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets. 
Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant. 
Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit. 
Kate - see Catherine. 
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing. 
Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance. 
Kylie - Trendy sex kitten that all the lads wanna shag (and probably have) 
Kym - Illiterate parents - see Kim
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy. 
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked. 
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. 
Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night. 
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up. 
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking. 
Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men. 
Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole. 
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework. 
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn. 
Liz - Long legged and brainey. 
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet jellybabies 
Louise/a - Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr, Boing Boing Boing.
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. 
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors. 
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid. 
Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous. 
Maria - Bangs like a barn door. 
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY. 
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear. 
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome. 
Martina - Ugly lesbian. 
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits. 
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz. 
Mary - had a little lamb.
Maxine - drinks, smokes, swears and farts like a bloke 
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S. 
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely. 
Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary. 
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise. 
Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them. 
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag. 
Marsha - Big butt, small brain. 
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have. 
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver. 
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners. 
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune. 
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing. 
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent. 
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial. 
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years. 
Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair. 
Olive - Oily skin, oils up well. 
Olivia - Neutron bomb. 
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic. 
Pat - Butt ugly lesbian. 
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker for Basildon. 
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff. 
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar. 
Petra - Dead dog. 
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly. 
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her cheeks. 
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact. 
Rhonda - Help me, help me. 
Rosalind - Whahey, nuff said. Maybe 10 years ago. 
Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver 
Roseanne - ERRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH. 
Rula - She measures up well. 
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up, stand up
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs. 
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children. 
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged. 
Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing. 
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
Shania - Often feels like a woman
Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers. 
Sheila - Very big Down Under
Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Wurly whole, likes bananas. 
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce. 
Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff. 
Sinitta - who? 
Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier" 
Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset. 
Stacey -Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's. 
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect. 
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues. 
Sue - Always in court
Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. 
Tanya - Hot minx, too short. 
Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals. 
Tiffany - who? 
Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less. 
Tori - Lives under a hedge, can't water ski. 
Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear.Loves kittens. 
Tracey - Lesbian. 
Ulrika - ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka. 
Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry. 
Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women. 
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon. 
Zandra - Strange appearance, eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate.

 

 

[SkyesUnholy]

No one wants to fuck with Felicity

[Fastandslow]

I wish my name was on this list Fenella 

[GoldenShaka]

Hmm, so I had to check the female's list to finally find my name (facepalm)

[Kubanga]

Lol the Ellie one was pretty good

[PSNP is crap i left]

I died at this one.

 

 

 

Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair. 

[ShadowStar83x]

Not sure whether to laugh, facepalm, or both honestly.

[Waffle-Sensei]

Luckily my name isn't common enough to be on this list.

[Liranthine]

Lara - Action packed, never seen naked. 

 

Lol anyone else gets that Tomb Raider reference?

[SarDarniTron]

 Ellie whoaaaa

[Wdjat Prinny Doods]

Damn neither of my sister's names are on here, was hoping to at least get a good laugh at that. The description for Felicity though doods

[DEMON]

Alex isn't here, was in the men's one, suppose I have to go with that meaning.

[Nasty_Rory]

The wife's name is wide of the mark but her sisters is spot on.

[RisingSenpai616]

"Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary."

 

Sounds like a rejected gritty Batman villain.

[Senbon Kaguya]

Pretty funny lol! Mine's not on here, it means heaven/sky.

[skinner49]

lol, these "meanings" don't match the girls I know with those names.

[hyappatuhyakuchu]

This is basically the woman version of the men's one. Here goes.

 

Which one are you? Remember it's all a bit of banter

 

Ada - Blue haired, smells of wee. 

Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs 

Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off. 

Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. A good shag though. 

Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. 

Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints. 

Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually foun hanging around toilets. 

Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers. 

Annette - She's BIG. 

Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive. 

Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. 

Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points. 

Beryl - Repressed alcoholic. 

Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp. 

Bianca - Ginger. 

Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars. 

Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society. 

Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'. 

Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow. 

Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears. 

Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing. 

Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies. 

Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA. 

Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem. 

Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. 

Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm. 

Daisy - Virgin. 

Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling. 

Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck. 

Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips. 

Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands. 

Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up. 

Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society. 

Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage. 

Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee. 

Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. 

Elizabeth - Born to rock, hates chickens. 

Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth 

Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies. 

Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! 

Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass. 

Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed. 

Faith - Legs met at knees, can't shag standing up. 

Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim. 

Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts. 

Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head. 

Francine - French. 

Gabrielle - French too. 

Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness. 

Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.

Gaynor - Lesbian. 

Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying. 

Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing. 

Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies. 

Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking. 

Georgina - Wants to be a man. 

Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath. 

Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs. 

Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer. 

Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn. 

Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins. 

Hilary - Frigid. 

Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister. 

Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed. 

Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles. 

Isabelle - necessary on a bicycle? 

Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child. 

Janet - Massive over bite, no neck. 

Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water. 

Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats. 

Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up. 

Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often. 

Jessica - Virgin, always will be. 

Joanne - Moans in her sleep, can't cook, moans when she wakes up 

Jordan - Ha ha ha ha ha - nuff said. 

Judith - Big eyes, big tits 

Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse. 

Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes 

Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets. 

Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant. 

Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit. 

Kate - see Catherine. 

Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing. 

Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.

Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance. 

Kylie - Trendy sex kitten that all the lads wanna shag (and probably have) 

Kym - Illiterate parents - see Kim

Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy. 

Lara - Action packed, never seen naked. 

Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. 

Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night. 

Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up. 

Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking. 

Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men. 

Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole. 

Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework. 

Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn. 

Liz - Long legged and brainey. 

Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet jellybabies 

Louise/a - Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr, Boing Boing Boing.

Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. 

Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors. 

Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid. 

Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous. 

Maria - Bangs like a barn door. 

Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY. 

Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear. 

Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome. 

Martina - Ugly lesbian. 

Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits. 

Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz. 

Mary - had a little lamb.

Maxine - drinks, smokes, swears and farts like a bloke 

Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S. 

Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely. 

Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary. 

Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise. 

Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them. 

Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag. 

Marsha - Big butt, small brain. 

Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have. 

Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver. 

Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners. 

Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune. 

Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing. 

Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent. 

Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial. 

Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years. 

Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair. 

Olive - Oily skin, oils up well. 

Olivia - Neutron bomb. 

Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic. 

Pat - Butt ugly lesbian. 

Paula - Transvestite merchant banker for Basildon. 

Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff. 

Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar. 

Petra - Dead dog. 

Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly. 

Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her cheeks. 

Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact. 

Rhonda - Help me, help me. 

Rosalind - Whahey, nuff said. Maybe 10 years ago. 

Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver 

Roseanne - ERRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH. 

Rula - She measures up well. 

Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up, stand up

Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs. 

Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children. 

Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged. 

Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing. 

Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.

Shania - Often feels like a woman

Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers. 

Sheila - Very big Down Under

Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Wurly whole, likes bananas. 

Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce. 

Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff. 

Sinitta - who? 

Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier" 

Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset. 

Stacey -Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's. 

Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect. 

Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues. 

Sue - Always in court

Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. 

Tanya - Hot minx, too short. 

Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals. 

Tiffany - who? 

Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less. 

Tori - Lives under a hedge, can't water ski. 

Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear.Loves kittens. 

Tracey - Lesbian. 

Ulrika - ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka. 

Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry. 

Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women. 

Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon. 

Zandra - Strange appearance, eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate.

 

what in the actual fuck

[NEV]

Thank goodness, my best friend's name isn't on the list. It would be weird of having a name with dum meaning for her...

[Guest]

Haha....just pure silliness.

[Yukiko Miyamoto]

Great. My name means I'm a alcoholic (which I'm not).

[PixieHime]

I Blub a lot, and wee in the bath. ?