-Dark Mark- Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I got this eye after a shooting mishap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Kid: I would be like "No Mr Bond, I expect you to die", and he'd be like "No way!" and then.... Chicken: If he puts me on his lap and strokes me again I swear I'm going to peck his eyes out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantes_994 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 You don't see me... walk away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesmaBR Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Weight Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I have mean voices in my head dood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSNP is crap i left Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Dante: Let's rock baby! Nero: I'm coming to save you Kyrie. Trish & Lady: Finally we get to kick some ass. Vergil: What the hell am i doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I wish people would shut the hell up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantes_994 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SO CRAZY! Shut the fuck up you are a chicken. Edited April 29, 2015 by Johnathan994 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldkillaaaaaaaa Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Hope I don't cut my shoulder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 C'mon nails, Hurry up and dry damn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueFireReaper Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Oh Nyooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegeth Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 That wasn't a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I am never eating curry from that place again. Two days on the toilet now and I still need this big bowl of ice cubes to cool my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Ladies dig my leech eyebrows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Where's my damn Ballista? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Does this skirt make my ax look big? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Picture perfecto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Jaysus but I could do with a good clank right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Hey ladies, want some hot stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 *sniff* I wonder if I'll ever be in a game again? I'm having to make 3 porn films a week just to pay my bills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Holy shit a chicken's charging at me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucknerd Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) Look at my cock. Edited April 29, 2015 by Bucknerd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 My, my. Look at that cock. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucknerd Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) He may have a cock but I'm a pecker too. Edited April 29, 2015 by Bucknerd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 But everyone knows the ladies prefer a cock to a pecker any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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