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Orca_Overlord

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  • 1 month later...

Police officer knocks on the door...

Girl stands behind door...

Girl says "What do you want?"

Police Officer says "We just want to talk."

Girl says "How many of you are there?"

Police officer says "There are two here."

Girl says "Then talk to each other."

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Guy walks into a bar and shouts "hello everyone!!".

The people just take a glance, then continue to their drinks wondering if they were supposed to think he was special or something.

Same guy gets close to the nearest table, picks up a beer bottle....and just trows it into the window shattering it.

Now everyone looks at him surprised.

Guy walks out the bar, and as he steps outside says "Thanks!, now I'm refreshed".

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