ReiAlternative Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I saw this game at another forum, and decided to bring it here too. It's called "Corrupt Wishes", and the rules are: The first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish but with an unpleasant twist and makes a wish of their own, and so on. Example: 1 User: "I wish for candy!" 2 User: "Wish granted, but your candy is sugar free." Now thats out of the way I'll start, "I wish I could fly." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummerklg Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted, but one of your wings are broken, so you can only fly in circles "I wish I had unlimited money." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted, but you have an infinite supply of 1c coins that cannot be exchanged at any bank. "I wish I could rule the world" (come on, it was bound to come up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReiAlternative Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) Wish granted, but one of your wings are broken, so you can only fly in circles "I wish I had unlimited money." Thats horrible. Nooo. Wish granted, heres your measuring tape, go rule the world. I wish I could breath underwater Edited July 25, 2013 by Ace-murderer234 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlay_ Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) erm.. wish granted but your gils are super itchy. I wish I had a delicious, freshly baked, not fallen on the floor, chocolate chip cookie. Edited July 25, 2013 by Aeirou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted, but the cookie is laced with both a laxative & diuretic, have fun I wish I could alter reality to my will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlay_ Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 wish granted, but reality requires penance. Harmful effects done to others must be done to you tenfold. Positive effects have no penalty. Oh, and this power sterilizes you. I wish I could sleep in peace for the next 6-7 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf723 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted but, after that you will never sleep again I wish I had super speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartyInMyPants_ Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Granted, but you now can't move without running into something I wish I was good at math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand dan Glokta Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Granted. but you now receive failing grades in all other subjects I wish my student loans could be paid in full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted, but you will never be able to take out another loan again I wish for a hula dancing monkey butler named Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lporiginalg Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) Wish granted, but you will never be able to take out another loan again I wish for a hula dancing monkey butler named Bob Granted but while his buttler service is exemplary, his hula dancing can be described at best as "sub-par". Also he pees on you while you sleep. I wish for peace on earth Edited July 25, 2013 by lporiginalg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Weight Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted but then MARTIANS ATTACK! I wish I had infinite wishes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffthedragoon Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 wish granted but now all your wishes must be in Icelandic I wish I was out of China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DK_Scuba Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted but now your in the Congo I wish I could retire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted, but you must act like a stereotypical grumpy old man for the rest of your life. I wish I had an army of radioactive baboons at my beck & call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lporiginalg Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Granted, but while you sleep they gather around you and...pee on you! I wish my cold would go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DK_Scuba Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish Granted but now you constipated for the next 2 weeks I wish the PS4 was out already ): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfyRaiden Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted, but now you don't have any money to afford it. I wish to be immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowGandalf Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Granted, but you'll keep physically aging no matter how old you get. I wish I could communicate with animals. (properly, as in, understanding each other perfectly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy_C_Kan Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wish granted, but you'll act as a shrink for animals for the rest of your life. I wish Chloe Frazer was my girlfriend, no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanshah1991 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Wish granted,but she will be cheating on you forever. I wish I could play Bayonetta 2 on PS4. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Weight Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Wish granted but it costs 100 Dollars, only has 2 missions on disc and the rest is on dlc. I wish the person that posts below me gets chronic diarrhea after reading this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mayus Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Wish granted, but I am a doctor so I just did some medical thing and now I am cured I wish 11 more people would play my LBP2 level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Wish granted, but the level his deleted after the fifth person plays it and you no longer can create levels I wish I had the power of the invisibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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