Purple Heart Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 many things but it'll take an eternity to fix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post xZoneHunter Posted September 8, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) First rule of time travel, kill hitler. Also it'd be funny to go back in time to the middle ages and scare them with modern technology Edited September 8, 2015 by Zone Hunter 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gildenmagier Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) First rule of time travel, kill hitler. Fair enough, but I would stop introducing bank interests. That's the reason for all most wars and all social problems in the world - including the reasons why Hitler came to power. Edited September 8, 2015 by The Loving Sausage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtNepIffy Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Well: 1st: Kill the fucking bastard, Hitler. 2nd: Warn one of my family members ahead of time because of cancer. Final: Buy 10,000 Vitas and bring them into present time, so that Sony knows that people are interested in Vitas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thegirlruka Posted September 8, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2015 I would do whatever I would do if I went to the past. Whatever I did in the past, if I went to the past, has already happened and created any effects that lasted until today. No matter what you do to change the past, the future will always happen exactly the same... at least if we're speaking about this version of reality. There are an infinite number of possibilities that both have and haven't happened and are completely unobservable from any points jutting off from when a different thing happened. tl;dr it doesn't matter. Life happens no matter what you try to change. Do the best with what you have and stop living in the past. Everyone in the past was an asshole anyway. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condemned09 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Prevent the twins tower terrorists attacked also prevent titanic from sinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PREDRAG-K Posted September 8, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2015 I actually wouldn't kill Hitler. Only because that would drastically change the future. Butterfly Effect. I would go back to ancient human civilizations, like the Sumerians, Mayans, Egyptians, etc. and just observe them. I want to see what they saw. I want to see why they did what they did. Then I'd go back and buy a shit load of Apple stock, before it was worth anything. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gildenmagier Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Fair enough, but I would stop introducing bank interests. That's the reason for all most wars and all social problems in the world - including the reasons why Hitler came to power.I have to correct myself: It's actually compound interests. The reason why the rich become richer and the poor become poorer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damon8r351 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Preserve the timeline from well-meaning but blundering idiots. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorry777 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Go back into the civil war with a modern tank and run over everything/ blast away anything 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mody94_Station Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Meet my ancestors 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neputyunu Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Well, killing Hitler would change way too much. And what if the result is even more bad? That would be way too risky. When you kill him too early, you would be just a murder (well, for me you would be a murder anyway, because a life is a life.) Without WW2 we wouldnt have seen how horrible nukes are. What if in the alternate history the USA and Russia launched all of them, because they are pissing each other off? Now we are ALL dead... good idea that with killing Hitler I would just travel back to the year were I was 18... with a bunch of national lotterynumbers and EuroMillion numbers... then, back in 2015, my life would be better in EVERY way. Its unimportant what happenes then, everything would be an upgrade. Also, with just giving my younger self lotterynumbers Im harming nobody, so there is nothing bad with it. I mean, what should happen that can be bad, except that good guy Nep-ko is buying Sony...? Or maybe Zalando when in my 30s, because alternate history Nep-ko would be transgender. *is thinking a moment* There is nothing that can fuck up our existence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gildenmagier Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Oh, I got another one: Ban the fucking Euro! This currency has ruined Europe - and we all knew it beforehand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtNepIffy Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Oh, I got another one: Ban the fucking Euro! This currency has ruined Europe - and we all knew it beforehand. I fucking agree with you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 For those saying 'Kill Hitler'. Haven't you played Red Alert? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Heart Posted September 8, 2015 Author Share Posted September 8, 2015 For those saying 'Kill Hitler'. Haven't you played Red Alert? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'd introduce myself to Yaoi sooner than i did in this timeline, i wouldn't change anything else since Ruka said it already, and "changing" it may just make the results more awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) I would go back in time to meet my grandfather, to ask him what he did WW2 as a paratrooper. Edited September 8, 2015 by WulfPack3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) There's no way you can anticipate what would happen if you changed something in the past. Lotery numbers? This would drastically change who you are. Plus you (or your relatives) could become a target for crimes to extort money of you. You could be dead today if you had millions back then or you could be lonely because the money prevented you from finding true love. Kill Hitler before WW2 can happen? Sure he deserves it, but who knows what would change... Without WW2 a lot of technological developments would have been delayed, or not happen at all. Countries could be completely different from what they are today or not even exist at all. There's no way of knowing if the outcome would be better than we have today, it could just as easily be a lot worse. A lot of bad things (maybe even every bad thing) in history has also caused a lot of good things (in the greater scheme of things). Edited September 8, 2015 by Ric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartBros Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 One thing I definitely WOULDN'T do is, as so many other people said they would do, is kill Hitler. Think about it for a minute. If you were to kill him before he could rise to power, you might potentially save tens of millions of lives, and the Second World War might - repeat, MIGHT - never even come to pass. That has to be a good thing, right? Well, yes....... and no. Let's say you bumped Hitler off. Mission accomplished, you might think - time to go home. When you get back to your present, how do you know that the world you're returning to will be the same one you left behind? You might think that the world is bound to be a better place, since he wasn't around to propagate the darkest, most devastating conflict in our history. But what if another dictator figure stepped up in his absence and began their own war? What if Japan initiated an attack greater than their assault on Pearl Harbor? What if Joseph Stalin, who already had millions of deaths attributed to his regime even before WWII actually began, had launched a Soviet invasion of Europe? What if the Cold War had escalated into a full-blown conflict? Who's to say how any of those, or other similar, scenarios might have played out, and how they would have affected the future? Even if we assume that WWII never took place as a result of Hitler's death, don't forget that the war claimed more than 60 million lives, which was roughly 3% of the world's then-population of 2.3 billion people. If they had all carried on living, would we have had enough space and food to accommodate all those millions of people for many more decades, in addition to the billions of people who survived the war and who were born after it? No, it's easy to think that you might be doing the entire planet a favour by taking one life to save 60,000,000 more, but there's just no way to know for sure what you'd be doing to the timestream. You may even be forced to go back in time again to STOP yourself from killing him. I'll lighten the mood somewhat by referencing the Back To The Future movies, in which Michael J Fox's character travels through time and makes a few little changes that he doesn't think will do any harm. When he returns to his present, he realizes that he's totally screwed up his life as well as the lives of his family, so he has to travel through time again to try and undo his mistakes. The same basic principle still applies - you shouldn't change anything in the past, because you just don't know how it will affect your future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redgrave Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I would pull practical jokes on every historical figure. I would be the Doctor Who version of the Joker! For those saying 'Kill Hitler'. Haven't you played Red Alert? But we got President J.K. Simmons and Soviet Tim Curry, as well as the girls, so I guess it wasn't too bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'd bring back those chicken nuggets i ate earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masamune Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) I wouldn't want to change the future too much, so I'd just do something small... like win the lottery. I would pull practical jokes on every historical figure. I would be the Doctor Who version of the Joker! But we got President J.K. Simmons and Soviet Tim Curry, as well as the girls, so I guess it wasn't too bad. Edited September 8, 2015 by Masamune_316 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuelito Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) I would probably ban the euro from being the official Italian value. This has fuckin ruined our beautiful country. Also I would probably play in the lottery and win a couple million € Edited September 8, 2015 by pese-97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtNepIffy Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I would probably ban the euro from being the official Italian value. This has fuckin ruined our beautiful country. Also I would probably play in the lottery and win a couple million € Not just Italy dude. It ruined every goddamn country in Europe that has got the € currency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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