HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Ok now I have your attention, this is an easy and potentially HA-lerious game.Basically choose a quote or song lyric and add 'during sex' to the end, or beginning of it.Make sure to add the source too."Man created language so he could complain during sex" Lily Tomlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soniq Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I never asked for this during sex. -Adam Jensen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xZoneHunter Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 You'll take my life but I'll take yours too while having sex You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through So when you're waiting for the next attack You'd better stand there's no turning back during sex. The Bugle sounds and the charge begins But on this battlefield no one wins The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath As I plunge on into certain death while having sex The horse he sweats with fear we break to run The mighty roar of the Russian guns during sex And as we race towards the human wall The screams of pain as my comrades fall while having sex. We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground And the Russians fire another round during sex We get so near yet so far away We won't live to fight another day, while having sex We get so close near enough to fight When a Russian gets me in his sights when he's having sex. He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow A burst of rounds take my horse below. And as I lay there gazing at the sky while having sex My body's numb and my throat is dry during sex And as I lay forgotten and alone Without a tear I draw my parting groan. Lyrics from Iron Maiden - The Trooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mody94_Station Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) Kitty got wet during sex -Nathan Drake, Uncharted 2 Edited September 23, 2015 by Sadistic Waffle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guri_Tricolor Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 During sex, Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible Francis of Assisi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar_Of_Battle Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 To be honest even though I knew it was in the wrong section...I thought this was about particular sections of God of War. Nothing is true, everything is permitted during sex. -Assassin's Motto from Assassin's Creed. (series) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "We came, we saw, we fucked it's ass during sex" Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you during sex" Jesus Christ During sex, Jesus Christ said, ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes except through me." "Judge not, lest you be judged during sex" Jesus Christ "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast the first bone" Jesus Christ "As the father has loved me during sex, so shall I love you during sex" Jesus Christ "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to her and eat with her, and she with me during sex." Jesus Christ "And, behold, I come quickly in bed; and my reward is with Me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first in bed and the last to bed." Jesus Christ It's fun to make Jesus say dirty things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 During sex i stopped time...and i managed to escape... - Jotaro Kujo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaan60 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Stop, it's hammer time during sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazeadeel Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 you think darkness is your ally (during sex)......Bane 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn during sex - Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind Say hello to my little friend during sex - Al Pacino, Scarface 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillia Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 You have died of dysentery during sex. - Oregon Trail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 You talkin' to me during sex? Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 May the force be with you during sex- Star wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaTrash Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 This thread is hilarious during sex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Your sex is on fire, during sex The Kings of Leon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlasxof- Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "You want sex? Come and get some." - John Cena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condemned09 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "I'm not a big fan of sex"-Garrett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlasxof- Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "Yippie-sex-yay Modafucka'." - John Mcclane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Hmm... this one is a bit gross but... A boy's best friend is his mother during sex - Norman Bates, Psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 "An owl's best friend is his mother during sex" AndrewLish79 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1rPun Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND during sex - Psycho (borderlands) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 This is perfect for Star Fox! "I'll do my best. Andross won't have his way with me during sex". - Fox McCloud "Slippy's not such a screw-up after all during sex." - Peppy Hare "You're too slow! Time to end this during sex!" - Train Driver There was one about Fox's father screaming real hard before he died, but I left that one out because it would've been in bad taste... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) This is perfect for Star Fox! "I'll do my best. Andross won't have his way with me during sex". - Fox McCloud "Slippy's not such a screw-up after all during sex." - Peppy Hare "You're too slow! Time to end this during sex!" - Train Driver There was one about Fox's father screaming real hard before he died, but I left that one out because it would've been in bad taste... Don't forget ''Do a barrel roll during sex.'' - Peppy Hare Edited September 23, 2015 by SteelFreaxx 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now