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It's that time again....
🙌 It's finally happened! 🙌
🎉💃I have finally reached 400th in the UK Leaderboard rank! 🕺🎉
I have not had a Country Leaderboard Ranking position this low since, around 2010!
From a high of around 60th in 2015, the long defeat had been raging, but it wouldn't be worth a warm bucket of spit, if I didn't take a moment to pause and celebrate the milestones!
It feels like only yesterday I was revelling in my own glory, having finally
climbedsunk to 350th place on my country's leaderboards......but in just 1 year, I have been able - through the hard work, determination and tireless efforts of my support team - to slide down another 50 Places!! 💪
Of course, an achievement like this cannot be accomplished alone, and I would like to thank so many people for this honour!
Obviously, I'd like to start by thanking the usual litany...
...jumping in all forms, from Burrito to Gump, from Burger to Lump, from Fries to Qump - you are the engine that keeps others firing upwards, whizzing past me, and shoving me down at the breakneck pace I have been able to maintain! ❤️
...the Runnerss - from Czech to Sushi to Taco to Ninja - the sprinters who carry folks past me like streaks of colourful lightning... an Aurora Borealis of shovel-shaped anomalies, reaching for the stars, as I scrabble in the dirt!
I'd particularly like to dedicate this particular season of descent to four games in particular - Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Balatro, Fights in Tight Spaces and Cities Skylines Remastered!
Between your intense length, awesomeness and compulsive addictiveness, I've been able to plow down those Leaderboards faster than I ever could have dreamed back in those dull days of the early aughts!
And finally, as always, I'd like to thank my own obsessive tendency to write massive reviews of all the games I play - you are the personal defect that has forced me to consider each game on its merits, and, as such, have pulled me away from playing games without any!
You have kept me grounded more than anyone else - so take your well-earned bows! 💕
⭐⭐Thank you all - and roll on 450th place!⭐⭐
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